January 2011
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
The true meaning of "Just a Dream"
melancholy-hill:
Nelly’s sister died of leukemia in 2005. Since then, he hasn’t been writing songs. Then, his sister came in a dream. She told his to write a song to sooth him. Listen to the song. The lyrics have so much more meaning now…
“I was thinking ‘bout her, thinking about me
Thinking about us, what we gonna be,
open my eyes, and it’s only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that...